(Ezekiel Loseke, Headline USA) Warner Bros. is hitting its centennial anniversary, and in celebration is destroying its beloved classics by reinterpreting them with woke nonsense.
The studio described its project as “a short film series that reimagines the Studio’s iconic films through a diverse and inclusive lens,” while entertainment website Bounding Into Comics explained the details of the arrangement.
“The series will see six of the studio’s classic offerings remade with ‘representative casting, storytelling, and narrative’ by a respective up-and-coming filmmaker,” it wrote. These filmmakers were “specifically selected to participate by DEI industry veterans, including WBD’s Senior Vice President of DEI in North America Karen Horne, in collaboration with Warner Bros.”
The co-chairs and co-CEOs of Warner Bros., Mike De Luca and Pam Abdy, clarified that this project will be run through with woke nonsense.
“We’re absolutely thrilled to work with WBD’s Diversity, Equity and Inclusion team to expand opportunities for a broader range of talent to realize their dreams at Warner Bros,” they said. “We can’t think of a better way to celebrate this Studio’s 100-year legacy than investing in the next generation of great storytellers, and we look forward to seeing these iconic movies through their eyes.”
Some of the best films in history will be subject to this torture, according to PJ Media. The 1953 classic Calamity Jane, The 1952 blockbuster Jack and the Beanstalk, the 1937 film The Prince and the Pauper, 1955’s Rebel Without a Cause, and the 1954 A Star is Born, will all be forced to bend the knee to the woke gods.
Mercifully, one of the studio’s best films, Casanova, was left off the list.
Bounding Into Comics revealed the irony of the situation.
“After all, there’s nothing like celebrating your own history by attempting to appease those who unapologetically hate everything about it.”