(Ezekiel Loseke, Headline USA) Five cars rented by the Secret Service to transport the Biden family inexplicably burst into flames on Monday, hours after they left Nantucket, the Daily Mail reported.
According to a statement released by the airport, employees watching the airport’s security camera system observed a vehicle fire at about 5:22 a.m. “in the rental car overflow area.”
The staff, naturally, “activated the alert system,” and began fighting the fire. They were met by the Nantucket Fire Department and the Nantucket Police department in their effort.
Air traffic was not affected, according to Fox News, but several vehicles were damaged, per the statement.
The cars were owned by the car rental company Hertz, according to tweets by the Nantucket Current.
The fire was very close to being even more destructive. It was only 40 feet away from the airport’s 25,000-gallon jet-fuel tanks.
The five vehicles were: a Chevrolet Suburban, a Ford Explorer, an Infinity QX800, a Jeep Gladiator and a Ford Expedition.
The Expedition was under a battery recall from Ford but had recently had the battery replaced following that recall.
Five cars randomly exploding into flames immediately next to the airport’s fuel supply is quite a coincidence.
If one adds that the five vehicles just happened to be rented by the same people, the coincidence becomes stranger.
If the family is that of the president, the coincidence gets stranger.
Suppose, hypothetically, that family also had a history of lingering evidence of criminal behavior in a laptop from hell. In that case, the coincidence is stranger yet.
If, by chance, the president whose family’s rentals were just torched, who had been plagued by a missing laptop, was also the vice president when several hard drives crashed, destroying evidence of IRS targeting conservatives, as the head of the IRS pled the 5th, was held in contempt of Congress, and immediately retired with a full pension—why, then, the coincidence would be unbelievable.
