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Sunday, December 22, 2024

The Daily Wire Launches New ‘Micro-Aggression Size’ of Anti-Woke Chocolate

'Pre-order your Jeremy’s Chocolate in our new micro-aggression size, and give it to every kid you know this Halloween...'

(Dmytro “Henry” AleksandrovHeadline USA) The Daily Wire decided to release its HeHim and SheHer chocolate bars in a new “micro-aggression” size after the company found out that a professor at one of the Marxist colleges was fired for sharing the regular-size chocolate bars with his students.

“A college professor got suspended for handing out my delicious chocolate, so I’m making sure everyone can hand it out!” Jeremy Boreing wrote on Twitter.

“Pre-order your Jeremy’s Chocolate in our new micro-aggression size, and give it to every kid you know this Halloween.”

According to the company itself, the new size of the chocolate bars will be available to purchase on their website.

“We’ve always known that HeHim Jeremy’s Chocolate comes with nuts, and SheHer Jeremy’s Chocolate comes nutless, but did you also know that a chocolate bar is a chocolate bar no matter how small?” the Daily Wire wrote.

“You probably did, but we’re not so sure the Left sees it that way.”

The news about the new version of the anti-woke chocolate bar came after a community college professor was fired from his position because he brought the regular-size chocolate bars to his classroom so that students would be able to enjoy the chocolate from the company that doesn’t push leftist politics on its customers, like Hershey’s.

According to the Daily Wire, David Richardson, a tenured history professor at Madera Community College near Fresno, Calif., who’s been teaching there for 33 years, was reportedly handing out the chocolate bars at an event last month. However, the university said that Richardson wasn’t supposed to do that because reinforcing the fact that there are only men and women is a form of “micro-aggression.”

The company stated that the chocolate is available now for pre-order.

“[During Halloween] it will be the scariest thing the libs in your neighborhood see all year.”

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