(Deroy Murdock, Headline USA) I believe Kamala Harris.
She told a CNN town hall in 2019, “There’s no question. I’m in favor of banning fracking.”
But she said in her Sept. 10 ABC News debate against President Donald J. Trump: “I will not ban fracking.”
That second comment might be the only campaign promise she ever keeps.
How could these statements both be true?
Kamala 1.0 can do as planned while Kamala 2.0 keeps her word.
If voters buy Kamala’s act, President Harris could cripple fracking, if not stop it altogether, as she pledged in 2019. And she can do so without banning fracking, as she promised this month.
Kamala could leave America’s oil and gas industry perfectly free to submit Applications for Permits to Drill. But these APDs could stretch from 30 to 100 pages now to, say, 300 pages under Harris–Walz.
Kamala could hike today’s $12,515 filing fee per APD to $50,000—nearly quadruple. Why not?
She could finance her “free” giveaways by making frackers “pay their fair share” to file paperwork.
“What’s the rush?” Kamala might ask.
According to the Government Accountability Office, “For APDs BLM received from May 2016 through June 2019, overall review times decreased from 196 days to 94 days”—down 52%, mainly under Trump. But with public health, safety, and Earth’s delicate climate at stake, why not spend at least six months with each application—just in case?
The Bureau of Land Management scrutinizes APDs on federal soil. But BLM might miss something. So, each application could traverse other agencies and even Cabinet departments, to double check and confirm that everything is hunky-dory. America cannot be too careful.
The Justice Department could certify that no fracker ever has faced a federal criminal indictment, conviction or U.S. civil complaint.
The Labor Department could verify that no fracking company’s corporate officers or board members ever violated a federal labor regulation, angered a union boss, overlooked a worker, or forgot to buy flowers on National Secretary Day.
The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission could ensure that every driller’s workforce lacked racial bias and perfectly reflected America’s precise demographic profile, per the Census Bureau.
If, for instance, Frack-O-Rama, Inc.’s payroll is not 58.4% white, 19.5% Hispanic, 13.7% black, 6.4% of Asian descent, 1.3% American Indian, and 0.3% Native Hawaiian, then this racist enterprise better start explaining—Macht Schnell!
After this initial scrutiny, frackers with dreams, ambitions, and aspirations better prepare for deeper probes: Environmental impact reports are inescapable: Applicants must prove that they love Mother Nature.
Next, Kamala could require that explorers show that they would not disturb the shards of pottery or remains of, say, Nevada’s Te-Moak and Winnemucca tribesmen. Likewise the bones of Louisiana’s deceased slaves should remain untouched. And how awful if frack, baby, frack pounded dinosaur fossils into dust.
Scholars at the Smithsonian museums of the American Indian, African American History, and Natural History could inspect every application and attest that no such horrors would unfold.
Despite such reassurances, Frack-O-Rama, Inc. still could be told: “The Harris-Walz Administration has determined that your APD requires further study. Please complete, swear, and notarize these 12 new forms, under penalty of perjury. Don’t call us. We’ll call you.”
Frackers eventually would learn that persistence is futile. This game-changing technology would run out of steam.
Thus, Kamala 1.0 can keep her old commitment to the Center-Left, and Kamala 2.0 can honor her new vows to the Center-Right.
This scenario could transpire just as America needs more fossil fuel—especially natural gas—to generate the electricity to power millions of Kamala-mandated cars and trucks and the square miles of server farms that cryptocurrency, blockchain, and artificial intelligence require to blossom.
Before any of this unfolds, however, voters (especially those in frack-friendly Pennsylvania) should ponder what Power the Future’s Larry Behrens asked in The Hill: “Was Vice President Kamala Harris lying about her position on fracking in 2019, or is her campaign lying now?”
Deroy Murdock is a Manhattan-based Fox News contributor.
