Paramount Plans to Ruin Grease w/ Non-Binary, Multicultural Spin-Off

(Molly Bruns, Headline USA) Paramount+ is rebooting the classic musical Grease with a modern activist spin.

As reported by PJ Media, Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies premieres on the streaming service on April 6 and shows the beginnings of the Pink Ladies, acting as a prequel to the original musical.

Taking place in 1954—four years before the original Grease—the story will focus on teenagers at Rydell High with “marginalized identities.” Ari Notartomaso, one of the stars of the cast, even uses they/them pronouns.

Notartomaso made a public statement regarding the series, saying that the new cast of characters will “represent another struggle that overlaps with things that we’re dealing with today, like racism.”

The teaser shows the quirky out-crowd of marginalized teens attempting to sway the minds of their normal, well-adjusted classmates through song and dance.

“There are a lot of kids in Rydell who are sick of feeling like they’re not welcome here,” one of the main characters says in the trailer.

The four main characters face marginalization from several white bullies, who harass and heckle them for their skin color, sexual orientation and gender. In an act of retaliation, they form the Pink Ladies.

The announcement of the show fell on an ambivalent audience, with many people openly wondering why Paramount+ thought making a streaming show based on the iconic film would be worth the time and money.

This new endeavor seems especially strange when considering that streaming services and entertainment companies have been losing money hand over fist.

Stocks for Paramount Global, Netflix and Warner Bros. Discovery fell in 2022, with signs of decline only accelerating.

Walt Disney shares are also falling, having declined by 13% since March 2020, as hefty costs from the studio’s movies and growing library of streaming content continue to rise.

In order to fund their many woke ventures, the Walt Disney Company also announced that they will be starting an ad-supported subscription tier in the coming months.

Weepy Ron Klain Claims Joe Biden Taught Him How to Be a Great Dad

(Jacob Bruns, Headline USA) During his White House send-off last week, out-going Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain claimed that he had learned everything he knows about fatherhood from President Joe Biden, Fox News reported.

“And so I just want to say this one thing,” Klain said, while weeping at the podium. “Today, I learned everything I know about how to be a good father from Joe Biden. He is the best father I know, the best role model.”

Some suggested that Klain may have used Biden’s mistakes as a cautionary tale.

Among other things, Biden’s only surviving son, Hunter, has infamously smoked crack, purchased prostitutes, sexually assaulted subordinates, slept with his dying brother’s wife, subscribed to a porn website and sold out his nation to foreign interests.

Hunter also has fathered at least one illegitimate child with Lunden Roberts, a former exotic dancer.

Moreover, the president’s only surviving daughter, Ashley, has acknowledged being a recovering drug addict and wrote in her abandonned diary about the inappropriate showers she was forced to have with her father while growing up.

But Klain, not wanting to get bogged down in the details, insisted that he knew of no better role model or father than the president.

The father of three boasted about the many life changes he has experienced while serving as one of Biden’s most trusted confidantes—and, as many suspect, the de-facto president due to Biden’s recent decline in cognitive abilities.

“As the president mentioned, I joined Joe Biden’s Senate staff 36 years ago,” he said. “And over those 36 years, I’ve picked up three kids, got engaged, paid for six college advanced degrees.”

Klain’s succesor is former healthcare executive Jeff Zients, a controversial choice given his prior role overseeing the admininistration’s pandemic response.

As COVID czar, Zients was at the forefront of advocating for coerced vaccinations through mandates and even possible global vaccine passports.

A recent survey estimates that some 300,000 victims may have perished in 2021 as the direct result of vaccine-related injuries, including heart attacks and strokes.

In a Jan. 27 announcement, Biden said Zients would be the perfect person to help enforce the administration’s other policies and executive orders as he did with the vaccines.

“When I ran for office, I promised to make government work for the American people. That’s what Jeff does,” Biden said. “A big task ahead is now implementing the laws we’ve gotten passed efficiently and fairly.”

Church of England to Consider Using Gender-Neutral Terms for God

(Jacob Bruns, Headline USA) In order to keep up with the times, the Church of England will consider substituting traditional and Biblically-rooted masculine pronouns to describe God with softer and gentler gender-neutral pronouns, the Guardian reported.

The considerations began when priests insisted that the Church ditch language of God as a “king,” being referred to as a “he.” In response, officials said that they would launch a commission to look into the matter.

According to the Rev. Michael Ipgrave, bishop of Lichfield and vice-chair of the liturgical commission responsible for the investigation, the Church of England has been “exploring the use of gendered language in relation to God for several years.”

Ipgrave said the conversations will begin in the coming months.

“After some dialogue between the two commissions in this area, a new joint project on gendered language will begin this spring,” he said. “In common with other potential changes to authorised liturgical provision, changing the wording and number of authorised forms of absolution would require a full synodical process for approval.”

The commission’s undertaking is largely a response to the comments of Joanna Stobart, vicar of Ilminster and Whitelackington in Somerset, who argued during a recent synod that the Church of England must adopt more “more inclusive language” if it hoped to progress with the times.

Despite the creeping in of woke doctrines, some conservatives remaining in the Church criticized the commission for even taking up such a matter.

The Rev. Ian Paul, for example, noted that “the fact that God is called ‘Father’ can’t be substituted by ‘Mother’ without changing meaning, nor can it be gender-neutralised to ‘Parent’ without loss of meaning.”

For Paul, altering such language alters the meaning of God’s relation to the world—a relation with genuine implications.

“Fathers and mothers are not interchangeable but relate to their offspring in different ways.”

San Fran Reparations Hearing Stalled as Supervisor Parties at South American Hooters

(Molly Bruns, Headline USA) A public hearing for San Francisco’s African American Reparations Advisory Committee was postponed until next month because city Supervisor Shamann Walton was having issues returning from a vacation in South America.

Originally scheduled for Tuesday, the reparations hearing directly resulted from a resolution written by Walton in 2020, which commissioned a study into the harm the city had caused the black community, the San Francisco Standard reported.

Board of Supervisors President Aaron Peskin said he became aware that Walton would be missing via text.

“I was informed he was not able to get back to San Francisco from Colombia on time because his flight was canceled,” Peskin said.

Walton proposed March 14 for the rescheduled hearing, despite being able to host it earlier. The complications will also result in the delay of another matter involving law enforcement.

Walton, who is the only black member of the board, said he went to the South American country of Colombia with a group of friends, at least two of whom were celebrating birthdays.

“Our flight was delayed on Copa Airlines, and we couldn’t make the connecting flight,” he  wrote in a text message to the Standard.

“This is not a delay for reparations,” he added. “The final report is due in June. Most certainly, I have no control over the airlines and flight delays.”

On Tuesday, however, he posted a picture from a Hooters restaurant in the city of Medellín, one of several stops on the trip, where his entourage was seen partying with several scantily-clad waitresses.

 

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The reparations committee’s outlandish proposals reportedly include a plan to give $5 million to every black San Franciscan, fueling questions about how it would go about authenticating such claims.

Already, they have been the subject of ridicule from outlets like the Babylon Bee, which suggested rampant fraud may ensue if the proposals were to be enacted from people falsely identifying as black.

But the public will now have to wait more than a month for committee members to plead their case before the board.

Members of the committee, such as Reverend Amos Brown, did not take the news kindly.

“I’m stunned,” Brown told the Standard. “Well, still, there need to be reparations for the people’s sake. The black population in this county is on life support.”

Sunday’s Puppy Bowl to Feature 2 Beagles Rescued from Fauci Lab

(Molly Bruns, Headline USA) Two beagles that were saved from a breeding mill that supplies puppies to the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases for cruel and inhumane medical experiments, will be featured in this weekend’s Puppy Bowl, Animal Planet’s annual pre-game tradition on Super Bowl Sunday.

The show will air on Animal Planet on Sunday, Feb. 12, at 2 p.m.

The puppies, named Allison and Briscoe, were a few of the many beagles removed from the breeding facility after the company, Envigo, was investigated for animal-welfare violations. They are now both happily adopted and living out their days in Norfolk, Virginia.

According to conservative blogger Jordan Schachtel, Envigo breeds dogs for experiments performed by private companies and government institutions, and it is one of the biggest suppliers of NIAID, the agency long overseen by retired COVID czar Anthony Fauci.

A watchdog institution, the White Coat Waste Project, found that when Fauci was in power, NIAID shelled out millions of dollars on beagles for experiments.

“De-barking beagles, poisoning puppies and infesting dogs with flies and ticks in gruesome experiments with our tax dollars is a national disgrace that’s uniting Americans,” WCWP said.

“They also locked beagles alone in cages in the desert overnight for nine consecutive nights to use them as bait to attract infectious sand flies,” WCWP added.

Fauci also granted hundreds of thousands of dollars to a lab in Tunisia which force-fed dogs drugs for weeks, then killed and dissected them.

After the story broke, the dog breeding facilities were subject to a round of congressional investigations, which revealed more than 70 animal welfare violations.

NIAID argued that it was necessary to experiment on puppies to provide integral research to the Food and Drug Administration. FDA guidelines do not mandate any testing on dogs.

After intense private pressure, Envigo shut its Cumberland facility down and many of the 4,000 freed puppies “have found really great homes,” according to Mandi Kowaleski of the Virginia Beach SPCA.

Gov. Sarah Sanders & Trump Torch Biden’s Shoddy State of the Union

(Mark Pellin, Headline USA) Former President Donald Trump and his former White House press secretary, Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, delivered stinging rebukes and rebuttals to President Joe Biden’s unhinged distortions that tried and failed Tuesday night to pass as a serious State of the Union address.

On everything from social security and the border crisis, to China, inflation and supply chains, Trump served up a wicked combination of criticism and sarcasm as he “Truthed” out a brutal real-time review of Biden’s speech.

“He seems to be very angry, shouting into the mic, when he’s trying to come across as conciliatory,” Trump noted as Biden escalated his rhetoric. “Perhaps somebody should walk up to the dais, tap him on the shoulder, and say, “Be cool!”

“Having a hard time getting the words out, even though the Fake News will credit him with one of the Great Speeches of all time,” Trump said. “I really want to see him improve. Come one Joe, you can do it!”

Or not.

“If I ever made a Speech like this, they’d run me out of Washington, D.C.,” Trump wrote. “But there’s time left, maybe he can save it.”

Or not.

“He’s lying so much about Social Security, Medicare, and so many other things!” Trump observed. “Stumbling, bumbling, he just can’t get the words out. I don’t want that to happen, but the World is watching, and it’s not a pretty sight!”

Sanders picked up where Trump left off, in a scathing rebuttal address that was more effective in its 15 minutes, than the whole of Biden’s hour-plus ramblings and lies.

“Forgive me for not believing much of anything I heard tonight from President Biden,” Sanders said. “From out of control inflation and violent crime, to the dangerous border crisis and threats from China, Biden and the Democrats have failed you.”

Sanders blistered Biden for waging a “cultural war” and promoting “woke fantasies” versus delivering “hard reality”.

“We are under attack in a left-wing culture war we didn’t start and never wanted to fight. Every day we are told we must partake in their rituals, salute their flags, and worship their false idols,” Sanders said. “All while big government colludes with big tech to strip away the most American thing there is: your freedom of speech.”

Sanders also laid out the GOP’s vision for the country, and it painted a stark contrast to the path Biden is following.

“Republicans believe in an America where strong families thrive in safe communities. Where jobs are abundant, and paychecks are rising,” she said. “Where the freedom our veterans shed their blood to defend is the birthright of every man, woman, and child.”

The two visions for the country couldn’t be different, Sanders said, and her response to Biden’s address proved it.

“The dividing line in America is no longer between Right or Left,” Sanders said. “The choice is between normal or crazy.”

First Spouses Swap Spit as Biden Lies Way Through SOTU, Praises Paul Pelosi

(Mark Pellin, Headline USA) A public lip-lock between first spouses Jill Biden and Mr. Kamala Harris could have overshadowed Tuesday night’s State of the Union address, if it hadn’t been for President Joe Biden blatantly spewing more than an hour’s worth of distortions, dodges, disinformation and outright lies.

The first spouses’ smooch drew a slew of cracks and questions from the Twitterverse, adding some levity to what was an otherwise embarrassing performance from an enfeebled Biden who repeatedly slurred and stumbled his way through promises to finish his job of turning America into a leftist monarchy.

Biden didn’t seem to notice the overly-friendly embrace, and was equally out of touch with reality on everything from the border crisis he created, a fentanyl plague his policies have fostered and a Bidenflation economy that has left Americans struggling to make ends meet.

Biden’s speech was stuffed with so many lies “coming so fast and so furiously and so incoherently that it’s hard to keep track,” tweeted Federalist editor Molly Hemingway.

Rep. Burgess Owens, R-Utah, managed to keep pace, while Rep. Byron Donalds, R-Fla., delivered a doozy that exposed Biden’s penchant for demonizing demagoguery while still claiming to be a uniter.

When Biden tried gaslighting the fate of Social Security under threats from Republicans trying to save it from fiscal disaster, he was met with a chorus of deserved dissent and nearly lost control of his own address.

Biden fared no better when he tried to dodge accountability for the horrendous toll the fentanyl crisis his open borders have enabled.

A special shout-out from the president was reserved for DUI recidivist offender and stock schemer Paul Pelosi, as Biden used the still-mysterious hammering of Rep. Nancy Pelosi’s husband to again spread his J6 Big Lie.

After allowing a Chinese spy balloon to float its way across America, including hovering over Montana’s three nuclear missile silo fields, Biden declared Tuesday night that he reacted in appropriate measures by shooting it down after its mission had already been accomplished.

“Make no mistake: As we made clear last week, if China’s threatens our sovereignty, we will act to protect our country,” Biden said. “And we did.”

From start to finish, Biden’s State of the Union revealed not only a country in serious decline under his misguided policies, but also a president in ongoing cognitive decline, fumbling over who controls the Senate and stumbling to follow simple directives.

“He’s not well,” concluded Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah.

CBS, Pfizer Distance Themselves from Hellish Grammys

(Dmytro “Henry” Aleksandrov, Headline USA) Legacy mainstream media CBS and Big Pharma Pfizer, who hosted and funded the recent Grammys and Sam Smith’s demonic performance, in particular, reacted to the controversy from the public by running away with the devil’s tail between their legs, denying and removing any evidence of them participating in a failing ceremony that promoted the Satanic performance.

Before the degrading act, Smith tweeted ahead of the Grammy Awards on Sunday to his fans that the performance “is going to be SPECIAL.”

CBS, which hosts Grammys, replied.

“… you can say that again. We are ready to worship!”

On Monday evening, CBS deleted the tweet to avoid the backlash, which didn’t help because normal people made screenshots of the tweet and posted them on Twitter for the whole world to see, according to The Blaze.

Smith, who is delusional enough to “identify” himself as a “nonbinary,” and Kim Petras, who is also as delusional as Smith to “identify” as a “transgender woman,” won the Grammy for best pop duo/group performance for their Satanic song “Unholy.”

At the Grammys, the two gave a performance that, as Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, correctly pointed out, could not be described other than “evil.”

After the performance, a message notified that Pfizer sponsored the 65th Grammy Awards.

“Pfizer is taking the whole truth in advertising thing pretty literally….” Cruz cracked.

When Newsweek did its fact-check and asked Pfizer for comment, Big Pharma responded.

“We sponsored the overall Grammy’s event, not any particular performance. Beyond that, we don’t comment on our efforts to raise awareness,” a Pfizer spokesperson said.

Deleting its tweet didn’t prevent CBS from receiving a backlash on social media.

“You don’t have to say the entertainment industry is satanic, they’re doing it for you,” Jillian Anderson, the person who posted a screenshot of the deleted tweet, said.

Raheem Kassam, the editor-in-chief of The National Pulse, responded to CBS’s now-deleted tweet, too.

“CBS tweeted, at Sam Smith, that it was ‘ready to worship’ just before Sam Smith performed a Satanic ritual. Riiiiiiighhhhhht.”

Elijah Schaffer of Slightly Offensive commented, too, with a simple, “You can’t make this stuff up.”

Donald Trump Jr. also said that even if that performance could be considered art, it is weird that it is always only this kind of art that the left pushes recently, while Dinesh D’Souza said that conservatives always knew that Satan was “the guiding light of the cultural Left.”
Billy Hallowell of the Washington Times said that people should pray for these people who decided to mock God, and Marjorie Taylor Greene called American Christians to start doing something about it.
“American Christians need to get to work.”

One-Armed Shark-Attack Victim Refuses to Compete w/ Trans Surfers

(Dmytro “Henry” Aleksandrov, Headline USA) Surfing champion and shark attack survivor Bethany Hamilton spoke out over the weekend about the World Surf League’s new policy allowing men who pretend to be women to compete against women in the sport, adding she won’t participate in the ridiculous charade if it continues.

Even though she lost her left arm to a 14-foot tiger shark in 2003, it didn’t stop Hamilton from winning multiple national championships, according to the Daily Wire.

“The World Surf League has officially made the rule that male-bodied individuals known as transgender athletes can officially compete in the women’s division,” she said. “The World Surf League says they are following the Olympic guidelines.”

She added that she is concerned about allowing men to compete against women.

“I feel that I must speak up and stand up for those in a position that may feel that they cannot say something about this,” she said. “I think many of the girls currently on tour are not in support of this new rule, and they fear being ostracized if they speak up.”

Hamilton then asked multiple questions that woke “trans” ideologues either wouldn’t or couldn’t answer.

“How is this rule playing out in other sports like swimming, running, MMA? Have any of the current surfers in the World Surf League been asked what their thoughts and opinions are on this new rule before it was passed or announced? Should there be a conversation with the 17 women and all of the men on tour prior to a rule change such as this?” she asked.

“Is a hormone level an honest and accurate depiction that someone indeed is a male or female?… Who is pushing for this huge change? Does this better the sport of surfing? Is this better for the woman in surfing? If so, how?”

Digging into specifics, Hamilton created more waves of discomfort for the trans mob.

“How did whoever decided these hormone rules come to the conclusion that 12 months of testing testosterone make it a fair and legal switch? Why is the WSL statement about trans women competing with women and yet there’s no mention of converted women competing with men?” she added.

Hamilton then said that, in her perspective, the best solution to this problem is to create a separate division for men who either pretend or actually believe that they are women and then added that she won’t continue playing if the current rule remains.

“I personally won’t be competing in or supporting the World Surf League if this rule remains,” she said.

EPA to Spend $3M on Grants for Cleaner Cooking Methods

(Adam Andrzejewski, RealClear Wire) The Environmental Protection Agency is spending $3 million to explore cleaner cooking methods and ways to reduce household energy emissions.

“Three billion people around the world, including 600,000 low-income Americans, cook their food and/or heat their homes over open fires or with rudimentary stoves using biomass fuel (e.g., wood, dung, crop residues) and/or coal,” according to the funding opportunity.

It adds that, “emissions from these practices expose people to extraordinarily high levels of indoor air pollution that causes approximately 3.2 million premature deaths worldwide annually.”

It also emphasizes the negative impact the carbon emissions these cooking and heating practices have on the climate.

To remedy this, the grant will support research that will increase the use of clean, reliable, affordable, efficient, and safe home cooking and heating practices.

It specifically emphasizes that this research should be conducted in, “Africa, Asia, and Latin America to identify effective approaches, share lessons learned, and more rapidly assimilate insights and innovations from around the world into strategies and programs being deployed in these areas of the world.”

It’s fairly obvious that most using wood stoves and open fires are doing so because of poverty. It doesn’t take $3 million to conclude that a solution to this is funding safer and more efficient heat sources.