Tuesday, May 28, 2024

Weepy Ron Klain Claims Joe Biden Taught Him How to Be a Great Dad

'He is the best father I know, the best role model...'

(Jacob Bruns, Headline USA) During his White House send-off last week, out-going Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain claimed that he had learned everything he knows about fatherhood from President Joe Biden, Fox News reported.

“And so I just want to say this one thing,” Klain said, while weeping at the podium. “Today, I learned everything I know about how to be a good father from Joe Biden. He is the best father I know, the best role model.”

Some suggested that Klain may have used Biden’s mistakes as a cautionary tale.

Among other things, Biden’s only surviving son, Hunter, has infamously smoked crack, purchased prostitutes, sexually assaulted subordinates, slept with his dying brother’s wife, subscribed to a porn website and sold out his nation to foreign interests.

Hunter also has fathered at least one illegitimate child with Lunden Roberts, a former exotic dancer.

Moreover, the president’s only surviving daughter, Ashley, has acknowledged being a recovering drug addict and wrote in her abandonned diary about the inappropriate showers she was forced to have with her father while growing up.

But Klain, not wanting to get bogged down in the details, insisted that he knew of no better role model or father than the president.

The father of three boasted about the many life changes he has experienced while serving as one of Biden’s most trusted confidantes—and, as many suspect, the de-facto president due to Biden’s recent decline in cognitive abilities.

“As the president mentioned, I joined Joe Biden’s Senate staff 36 years ago,” he said. “And over those 36 years, I’ve picked up three kids, got engaged, paid for six college advanced degrees.”

Klain’s succesor is former healthcare executive Jeff Zients, a controversial choice given his prior role overseeing the admininistration’s pandemic response.

As COVID czar, Zients was at the forefront of advocating for coerced vaccinations through mandates and even possible global vaccine passports.

A recent survey estimates that some 300,000 victims may have perished in 2021 as the direct result of vaccine-related injuries, including heart attacks and strokes.

In a Jan. 27 announcement, Biden said Zients would be the perfect person to help enforce the administration’s other policies and executive orders as he did with the vaccines.

“When I ran for office, I promised to make government work for the American people. That’s what Jeff does,” Biden said. “A big task ahead is now implementing the laws we’ve gotten passed efficiently and fairly.”

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