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Bumbler-in-Chief Flunks Math, as Veep Vexes Venn

'Two Words: Let's Go Brandon! ... '

(Mark Pellin, Headline USA) Fresh off buffeting bafflement waves around the world with his delusional ramblings about Armageddon, President Joe Biden triggered additional alarms over the weekend as the decline of his mental capabilities were, again, on glaring display.

This time it was Biden flunking simple math during a visit to a Volvo facility in Hagerstown, Maryland.

“Let me start off with two words: Made in America,” Biden declared.

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Biden was roundly and rightfully roasted on Twitter for his latest cognitive slip, but the biggest burn came from Rep. Lauren Boebert, R-Colo., who simultaneously mocked Biden while epically trolling leftists.

“Two Words: Let’s Go Brandon!” Boebert tweeted, and sat back to watch the fun.

“BREAKING: Lauren Boebert just completely humiliated herself, tweeting ‘Two Words: Let’s Go Brandon,’” wrote Jon Cooper, the former National Finance Chair of Draft Biden 2016. “That’s THREE words. She’s such a friggin’ moron!”

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“Now imagine if they applied the same viewpoint to their guy when he did this rather than me for making a joke about him,” Boebert wrote in response to the hysterics.

Not to be outdone by her boss’s inability to count to three, Vice President Kamala Harris tossed-up another trademarked cackling word salad, holding forth on her appreciation of Venn diagrams.

“I’ve actually asked my team to do a Venn diagram,” Harris giggled during her remarks at Central Connecticut State University, on so-called reproductive rights and the Left’s propensity for killing unborn babies.

“I love Venn diagrams,” she cackled. “I just love Venn diagrams. You know, the three circles — right? — sometimes there are more — and the intersection.”

Harris said she wanted a Venn diagram that would show a correlation between alleged attacks on voting rights and purported attacks on LGBT rights.

“You would not be surprised to see the intersection,” she opined.

“But what that also tells us, that Venn diagram: Oh, coalition-building potential, that we should maximize bringing together all the folks who have historically and traditionally and are currently fighting for voting rights with all the folks that are fighting for LGBTQ+ rights and women’s health rights,” Harris said.

“Bring everybody together in a way that we build the coalition.”

If the Venn doesn’t accomplish that goal, maybe Harris can use to to avert Armageddon, cracked one pundit.

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