Thursday, July 18, 2024

Boutique Biden Spreads Germs in Ice Cream Shop as Crisis Management

'Well, let’s see, um, this morning I think he had some policy meetings ... '

(Mark Pellin, Headline USAMaybe there’s a method behind his madness, or Joe Biden really is losing touch with any semblance of reality.

How else to explain the president of a world super power on the brink of multiple crises, facing record low poll numbers and record high crime and inflation, dither away a day with boutique shopping, eating ice cream and causing a health crisis with an unmasked face.

That’s pretty much how President Brandon spent the whole of his Tuesday, with a schedule so utterly vapid of substance and absent any significance it even left White House mouthpiece Jen Psaki as seemingly confused, addled and out of touch as her boss.

“Well, let’s see, um, this morning I think he had some policy meetings, uh, also a PDB meeting,” Psaki said, when a reporter asked why there was only the routine presidential daily briefing on Biden’s agenda.

“There’s some days that we spend some time doing internal meetings and discussions, uh, with policy experts, with policy leaders, um, and that’s what’s happening today,” she floundered.

Policy experts, huh?

Notice how President Mandate is the only maskless miscreant slobbering around the ice cream parlor — er, meeting room where lots of internal meetings and discussions were being handled as part of Biden’s busy day.

Psaki had blustered, recall, that Biden had an agenda stacked with high-level skull sessions that churn for hours with intense work and bursts of inspired energy. Or a field trip to some place where they sell RBG coffee mugs and Kamala Harris over mitts.

And that was the day., barring any unlogged naps.

The extra minute added to Biden’s busy day must have been when all the serious work got done, like foreign affairs strategizing, which President Two Scoops actually did, talking tough again to Putin, only this time with what looks to be a Kamala coffee mug in his hand and standing in the middle of a woke Capitol Hill boutique shop called Honey Made.

The laughter from Moscow can probably be heard all the way to Kiev.

Boutique Biden was rightfully roasted across the Twitterverse, including a sharp jab from Christina Pushaw, press secretary for Ron DeSantis.

A theme and sentiment that was shared by Donald Trump Jr.

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