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Thursday, March 28, 2024

Kamala Bombs at Korean Demilitarized Zone

'Ya gotta be smart about it... '

(Mark Pellin, Headline USA) Vice President Kamala Harris delivered what has been roundly roasted as an embarrassing and worrisome performance during her jaunt to South Korea, while drawing mocking praise for diverting attention from her boss’ delusional and disturbing public conversation with a dead lawmaker.

Not content with sparking international angst by suggesting during a speech at the Korean Peninsula’s Demilitarized Zone that America had a covert alliance with the hostile North Korea regime, Harris also once again displayed a remarkable talent for sheer buffoonery on the world stage.

The Veep tried and failed miserably to engage in what she must have thought was relatable small talk with soldiers manning the lethal stretch of DMZ territory.

“It’s humbling,” Harris said while discussing the Webb telescope, as three soldiers smiled uncomfortably in response.

“They show us three billion years back to the beginning, to all these galaxies,” Harris explained of the images received from the galactic observer.

“So when we think we’ve seen everything…” she trailed off with a cackle. “Ya gotta be smart about it.”

After an awkward pause, one of the soldiers informed, “Looks like we’re getting ready to move now, madam vice president.”

“OK, I’m ready,” the Veep agreed. But she wasn’t done dispensing her nuggets of wisdom.

While posing for media-friendly photos, holding oversized binoculars, trying and failing to strike a commanding presence, Harris marveled at the sights.

“It’s something to actually see this with your own eyes. Your own eyes!” Kamala croaked. “It’s so close.”

“It’s 50 meters away, ma’am,” deadpanned one of the stoic soldiers. “That’s North Korea at the wood line.”

“I see,” Kamala said. “That’s it.”

The Veep’s abysmal performance capped a week for the Biden administration that Nile Gardiner, former aide to Margaret Thatcher, called “The most amateurish and embarrassing presidency in US history.”

“Kamala Harris is monumentally unfit to be Vice President of the United States,” Gardiner wrote. “Her sheer ignorance on the international stage, complete lack of policy knowledge, and frequent gaffes are an embarrassment to the world’s superpower.”

Dear Leader Kim Jong Un responded to Kamala’s visit by having North Korea launch two short-range ballistic missiles into sea hours after Harris departed. 

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