House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrows were raising some eyebrows on social media over the weekend as an example of plastic surgery gone wrong, said some. The 81-year old politician appeared on CBS’s Face The Nation with over-arching eyebrows that appeared not to move no matter how animated her face became.
And when we say over-arching, we mean over-arching. They were bigger than the Golden Arches, but a little smaller than the Arch in St. Louis.
“See,” Carlson added. “Michael Jackson. That was him! No Billy Jean. Apparently he’s given up singing now to tell lies about politics.”
On Twitter, Pelosi’s eyebrows were comedy gold, with the jokes writing themselves.
Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrows are the real insurrection.
— Commander Stacy (@StacyIsRight) JANUARY 10, 2022
“Whatever doctor did this to Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrows needs to spend hard time in prison,” said Candace Owens.
One TikTok version of the TV appearance drew windshield wipers, wiping back-and-forth in a large arc, across Pelosi’s face.
“Omg u take 1st place,” said one Twitter user about the video.
A user on Reddit tried to correlate the height of her eyebrows over time to the growth of Pelosi’s net worth.
“Nancy Pelosi’s porfolio (sic) is directly correlated to the height of her eyebrows,” said the user.
Pelosi and her husband have been under fire for unseemly stock-trading that some allege uses inside information, which Pelosi has denied.
“Pelosi has come under scrutiny several times,” said the Intelligencer, “including for purchases of Tesla stock made by her husband a little more than a month before President Joe Biden announced an executive order requiring that all federal vehicles must be electric.”
Pelosi appeared on the CBS show to talk about Jan. 6 and blast Republicans.
“What the Republicans are doing across the country, is really a legislative continuation of January 6th,” said the House Speaker.
At least she didn’t blame the GOP for her eyebrows.
That would have been a real crime.