Friday, March 1, 2024

Biden Regime: God Says Get Two Vax Jabs

'I really believe this is why God gave us two arms—one for the flu shot and the other one for the COVID shot... '

(Molly Bruns, Headline USA) In a press conference White House COVID-19 response coordinator, Dr. Ashish Jha, proclaimed his belief that God gave humans two arms so they could receive both the COVID and the flu vaccines.

“The good news is that you can get both your COVID shot and flu shot at the same time,” he said. “It’s actually a good idea.”

“I really believe this is why God gave us two arms—one for the flu shot and the other one for the COVID shot,” he said, seemingly scientifically serious, gesturing at both of his arms.

He continued, discussing the regime’s vaccination goals for the upcoming season of illness.

Twitter users were quick to respond to Dr. Jha’s newfound belief.

Although the buzz around vaccines has declined significantly, pharmaceutical companies are still preparing updated boosters for the upcoming fall and winter seasons.

Congress has also requested $47 million to address the ongoing battle against COVID, despite the great majority of restrictions having been lifted and people again living their lives normally.

Unable to resist throwing a round of jabs before he goes into hiding from possible post-midterm prosecution, outgoing COVID Czar Anthony Fauci proclaimed that everyone will need to get annual COVID jabs.

“It is becoming increasingly clear that looking forward with the COVID-19 pandemic, in the absence of a dramatically different variant, we likely are moving towards a path with a vaccination cadence similar to that of the annual influenza vaccine,” Fauci said.

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