“Mr. Trump’s administration has been riddled with the coronavirus,” the member of Biden’s transition team said. “The Bidens are taking no chances.”
The Biden team’s publicity stunt rests on the assumption that Biden will enter the White House on Jan. 20, but the Trump campaign is disputing election results in swing states.
“The entire property will be deep-cleaned down to replacing doorknobs and taking down soft furnishings,” the source said.
There is no scientific evidence to suggest that furniture and fixtures must be replaced to eliminate the coronavirus.
The Biden team will send cleaners in hazmat suits to scrub and spray disinfectant on every surface in the 55,000 square foot White House.
“The virus can linger on hard surfaces so the entire residence and executive offices will be wiped clean with disinfectant to exorcise any trace of Team Trump,” the source said.
The Biden team’s hysterical and terror-stricken attitude and policies regarding coronavirus in the White House will extend to the nation as a whole, according to Nicole Lurie, a former Obama staffer and one of Biden’s coronavirus advisers.
“I think the social penalties for non-mask wearing will be great,” Lurie said. “Instead of people being ridiculed for wearing masks, they’ll be pressured in the other direction.”
Almost all social pressure targets non-conformists who refuse to wear masks, which do not mitigate the transmission of the coronavirus.
“It’ll be hard to be in a meeting and not wear a mask or social distance,” Lurie said, even though mask-wearing and physical isolation already permeate American life.
Yohannes Abraham, the executive director of the transition, said Biden will continue to avoid public appearances because he fears the coronavirus.
“…I think you’ll see the exact same adherence to and commitment to the science of keeping the team safe that you saw during the campaign and transition, you’ll see that as we enter the physical space,” he said.